Some National Headlines You May Have Missed

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Above, Dateline Arkansas: Toilet Paper Hoarders Lynched in Little Rock (George H. Farnum, Okemah photographer. See George Henry Farnum Collection, Oklahoma Historical Society Research Division. / Public domain. Wikimedia.)

Harry and Meghan select Guardian Angels as new security team.
(Mrwikicontributorman / CC BY-SA (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)

New York City: Netflix Defends Nonstop Streaming of “World War Z”: “It’s the president’s favorite virus-fighting movie,” spokesperson says. (Image courtesy of Paramount Pictures, Skydance Media, Hemisphere Media Capital, GK Films, and Plan B Entertainment.)Washington,

Ft. Lauderdale: Senior Snowbirds Quarantined in Beach Tents Cheered by Visit of Melania’s Cousin (Wikimedia, public domain.)

 

 

 

 

Washington, D.C.: Joe Biden names Dolly Parton as running mate, praises “her two large and important policy decisions.” (Photo by Tech. Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby, USAF / Public domain. Wikimedia.)